On a Piece of City Construction Equipment
Just imagine having sex in the back of one of those giant dump trucks or a huge bulldozer! Bigger really is better in this case.
In the Reflecting Pool at the National Mall
Come on, who hasn’t thought about it? There’s nothing more phallic than having sex next to the Washington Monument.
Some Town Where Oral Sex Is Illegal
According to an article by San Francisco State University, (http://www.journalism.sfsu.edu/flux/gSpot/sexLaw.html), oral sex is illegal in Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia, and Washington D.C. So take your pick!
Anal Sex in X Town Where Anal Sex Is Illegal
And here we go again – according to the same article from San Francisco State University (http://www.journalism.sfsu.edu/flux/gSpot/sexLaw.html), in Georgia those charged and convicted for either oral or anal sex can be sentenced to no less than one year and no more than twenty years imprisonment. So, have anal sex in Georgia and stand up for your rights.
At the Mayor’s House with the Mayor’s Wife
Wanna get arrested? Then this is the way to go!