Slip in and take a ride to the erotic. This makes for a good chance to get nasty in the backseat of some nice cars. Wait until just before closing time so that the mall won’t be so crowded.

If you don’t like camping outdoors, you can still take a little trip into the rugged side of things by camping out for a quickie in a show tent.

If you’re an exhibitionist, you’ll definitely get a kick out of having sex on a display chair at the furniture store. While you’re at it, try the couch too! You definitely run the risk of being caught and possibly being charged for the furniture (and for indecent exposure).

Again, go to a store where appliances are not the main thing they sell. That way, there’ll be fewer people in the appliance section of the store.

Take a mattress for a test ride! A department store mattress can be a risky way to have a raunchy rumble with your partner, just make sure it’s in a secluded area if you don’t want to get caught!