"Tarzan not know sex" he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was.

Tarzan said "Oh! … Tarzan, use knot hole in trunk of tree."

Horrified Jane said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly."

She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground.  "Here" she said, pointing to her private area, "you must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch!

Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.

Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed, " What did you do that?"

Tarzan replied, "Check for squirrel.”  

–unknown 

If you have a good joke or humorous story about dating, love, or sex that you’d like to share with us, please Submit it Here and if it makes us laugh out loud, then we just may post it.

One of the key findings? – A high percentage (44%) in all generations, including 50% of adults in their 20s – don’t believe that they need to be married to validate the commitment of a long-term relationship.

Just in time for election season, the survey also found that those in their 20s are significantly more likely to date someone with opposing political beliefs – more than 60% in the age group willing to do so, versus 48% of those in other age groups.

Other interesting survey findings of note:

• Trust is important to younger Americans – who are more likely to want the truth from their partner, even if it hurts – more than 85% of respondents in their 20s said they always want the truth, compared to 79% of those in their 50s and 60s. 
• However, half of adults younger than age 40 would snoop through their partner’s things to find out if he or she is hiding something, compared to just 25% of those in their 60s.
• Love is blind – particularly when you’re younger. Those in their 20s are less likely to be concerned with differences in income, with 88% saying they would date someone who makes significantly less money. Adults in their 20s are less likely to be concerned about differences between themselves and their partners, with respondents in the age group more likely than others to date someone who comes from a different racial (86%) or religious (73%) background than those in older generations.
• When asked it they would cheat on a partner if they knew he or she would never find out, just 9% of Americans said they would be unfaithful, with those age 30 to 39 most likely to say they would stray (11%), compared to those age 20 to 30 who would be least likely to do so (7%).

Click here to see the full press release

http://www.businesswire.com/

and here to get the full survey details from AOL

http://personals.aol.com/love-is/ 

I may have seen it before and knew how it was going to end, but I had to watch it any way .

Click here to watch When Garbage Men Fall In Love.

Here’s a really funny article that was recommended by one of our good friends at www.loverslawn.com.

"10 Tested Ways To Get Rid Of Your Irritating Girlfriend"

For an irritating girlfriend-free life follow these time-tested formula and you’ll be surprised to see how easy and relatively straightforward dumping an irritating ‘attachment’ can actually be!

1:) Make her wait for ages… when the dates are planned by her and, even worse when they are planned by you.

2:) Do not ever use a deodorant when you’re around her. Make it a point to munch on onions before you meet her.

3:) Attend as many calls as you can when she’s spending time with you… it helps if the one calling is you’re ex-girlfriend and it’s even better if it’s your ’supposedly’ intimate boyfriend.

4:) Be as GAY as you can!

5:) Make sure you invite her best friend every time you go out with her, and hit on her friend (doesn’t matter if it’s a guy or a girl) as shamelessly as you can. The drool-pot is a sure winner!

6:) Dress as horrendously as you possible can. Colour combinations are a strict NO-NO, unless you’re planning on doing a fluorescent orange and bright pink combo. Classic!

7:) Gorge yourself on food, hers, yours, her friend’s and make sure food spills out of your mouth every minute or so, during your lunch or dinner dates.

8:) BURP! As often and as loudly as you can. Gaseous emanations of other kinds are also sure ways to your ultimate triumph!

9:) Make sure she realises you’re not busy, but pretend to be as busy as you can possibly be when she’s around… she’ll get the hint… or even better, pair it up with being a schedule freak.

10:) Pretend you have a serious crotch infection, or a fetish or an obsession for everything down under!

We are paired up with a really good blogger friend and colleague, Gayla McCord of MomGadget and DatingDames.

While my promotional instincts want me to tell you to go over there right now and vote for us, we absolutely love Gayla and what she does on her blogs.

So whether you vote for us or not, just go over there and vote!

Many of these folks are our Top Commentators, frequent visitors, and members of our MyBlogLog community. Thank you.

Top commentators are always featured in the right nav bar on AskDanAndJennifer.com, and every couple of weeks we’ll make the rounds and feature some of their hottest stories here, for your viewing enjoyment.

Yes, this is another gem from the playbook of everyone’s favorite dot-com mogul and rising Internet celebrity John Chow - and it’s an excellent idea at that! 

Don’t forget to… take on the Pro Blogger Challenge: Review AskDanAndJennifer and We’ll Review Your Blog – Just to One-Up John Chow!

Today we’re showing some appreciation and sharing a little link love.

Here’s a sneak peek at what’s hot and fresh off the presses…

• Ask Dan and Jennifer: a great relationship blog – by – Phil Van Treuren :: Romance Tracker
  * This article was a great surprise from Phil, and we really enjoyed reading it. Go check it out!

• Relationship Trouble? Just Ask Dan and Jennifer - by – Nneka Kelly :: The Balanced Life Center
  * Yeah, we’re biased, but we can’t help it, this is just a great article! Must Read.

• What to Do When You Have No Money – by – Scott Davis :: Finding Your Marbles  

• The Top Ten Hottest Moms in Search Engine Marketing – by – eMom Wendy Piersall

• My Obsessive Thoughts – Blog Tag – by – Jeff Kee

• The Debate About The Secret - by - Thea Westra :: Leaders Are Readers 

• JohnChow.com Review – The Verdict - by - Allen Heat: AlleNation

• Get Sexy Cat Eyes - by - Aniela :: Style Tips 101 
• The secret of the secret admirer - by - Kat Wilder  

Thanks guys, come back often. We’ll leave the light on for ya’!

And remember to take on the Pro Blogger Challenge if you’ve got what it takes…

5 Funniest Sexual Bloopers, excerpted from Sexual Bloopers, compiled and illustrated by Michelle Horwitz.

These are really funny, but be warned in advance… They do cover very adult themes.

1. Paradise Lost

The summer between my junior and senior years of college I worked at a nursery-and-garden center and went gaga over the hunk they’d hired to do the heavy hauling. He had the most amazing body I’d ever seen and often starred in my fantasies. One afternoon the owner asked us to close up for her. We couldn’t wait!

At six o’clock we threw the rest of the employees out, locked the door, hung the huge CLOSED sign, and raced to the back of the shop behind a row of huge floor-to-ceiling metal shelving units. My fantasy was about to come true! …

I wriggled out of my shorts and panties while he unzipped his jeans and pushed them down around his incredibly muscular thighs. He wasn’t wearing any underwear and his penis literally sprung up to meet me. I was soaked and panting with anticipation when he effortlessly lifted me up and set me down on one of the shelves–just the right height for penetration.

He worked himself deep inside me and began pumping away, totally unaware of the danger looming overhead–the vibration of our slamming bodies shook the clay pots stored on the top shelf. Eventually one fell off the edge and came crashing down on the poor guy’s head.

Much to my horror (and disappointment), he slipped out of me and fell to the ground unconscious! I couldn?t tell if he was dead or alive. I tried to wake him and he didn?t move. I had to call for help. I quickly redressed and tried to pull his pants up –but it was hopeless. There was nothing left to do but call 911 and hope that I died before they arrived.

In a lame attempt to preserve our dignity, I yanked a leaf off the nearest plant and covered his penis. Just as the ambulance and police arrived, he began to regain consciousness. Though dazed and sporting a huge lump on his head, it was quickly determined that his injuries weren’t life threatening. With everyone relieved, attention shifted to the leaf covering his otherwise fully exposed groin.

Unable to conceal their amusement, the paramedics burst out laughing while the grinning police officer turned toward me and said “Well now, Eve, it looks like you and Adam here had a little trouble in paradise.”

2. Class of ’65 — Ass of `95

I’d been divorced for a little over a year when I got something in the mail about my 30th high school reunion. Having just leased an expensive new sports car, shed 25 pounds, and a whole lot of baggage from a bad marriage, I was more than ready to see how I stacked up against all my high-school buddies.

As soon as I walked through the door I spotted the girl I’d taken to our prom. She looked as gorgeous as she did that night 30 years ago! From the moment our eyes met, the same old sparks started to fly. We caught up over a few glasses of champagne, and I was thrilled to learn that she was divorced and unattached as well.

As we slow danced, she put her mouth to my ear and whispered, “How would you like to drive me home right now and relive prom night?” We raced like hell to get back to her house. I pulled into her drive way and we started making out like two teenagers in heat. The car windows fogged up as I lowered the leather seats and climbed onto her. I worked her dress up as eagerly as she worked my pants down.

She really started to get going, so I picked up the pace and rode her even harder. That’s when I felt something pop in my lower back. My entire body seized up in one excruciating spasm. I had just re-injured my newly healed slipped disc! There was no way I could move –let alone finish the job of satisfying this incredibly hot woman. It would be at least an hour before I could get her out from under me. I couldn’t even raise my sorry, middle-aged ass up enough to get my now limp self out of her. With no hope of having an orgasm, she said, “What do we do now?” obviously unfamiliar with this type of injury.

Feeling like the biggest loser in the world, I said, “We have to wait until the spasms subside enough for me to move. It could be a while.” She just smiled and said, “Well I suppose that’ll give us plenty of time to reminisce about what it was like when you were 18 and could do this without paralyzing yourself in the process.”

3. International Arrivals: United States of Erotica

I’m a call girl with wealthy gentlemen clients who often require me to travel to discreet locations of their choice. A few years back, I was invited to join a client on a weeklong business trip to the French Riviera, where I would spend my nights pleasing him and my days basking in the Mediterranean sun.

Because he’d been a regular of mine, I knew exactly what kind of sex he liked, and took extra care to fill one entire suitcase with a wide array of S&M paraphernalia. Since he also liked to watch me masturbate while I pretended to be a parochial school student, I packed my schoolgirl uniform and favorite vibrator.

A deliciously devilish week later, we ended our trip a friendly kiss and boarded our separate planes back to the states. The flight home was one of the smoothest I’ve ever had –it was only after we had landed that I hit turbulence of my own. The line through customs was moving at a snails pace so I start up a friendly conversation with the three nuns behind me. I smiled smugly as they told me they were returning home from a spiritual retreat and going back to their parochial-school classrooms.

Suddenly, my vibrator went off inside my luggage (I’m sure it was God’s way of getting back at me for playing with his three girls)! The buzzing raised suspicion and a large, no-nonsense female customs agent demanded that I place my suitcase on the counter for inspection. With the three nuns looking curiously on, I reluctantly opened my suitcase. There in the pocket of my neatly folded parochial school blazer was my pulsating vibrator!

The nuns recoiled in unison. The agent remained stone-faced as she removed the batteries and proceeded to go through the risque contents of my suitcase. With each item she pulled out, the nuns blessed themselves. Carefully comparing my face to my passport photo, the agent asked the nature of my travel.

“You could call it a working vacation,” I said.

Disgusted but aware that I was within my rights, she told me to pack up and move along. Quickly I shoved my stuff back into my suitcase and before leaving, turned to the nuns (who were feverishly working their rosary beads), and said “What can I say girls: We each have our calling!”

4. That Sinking Feeling

One morning I woke from a dream feeling especially horny. Since I didn’t have to be in the office until noon, I figured I would entertain myself with my nine-inch rubber dildo “Manny” and sure enough, I got off in no time.

I brought the dildo into the bathroom to rinse off before safely tucking it away, but right as I was about to turn on the faucet, the phone rang. I left Manny in the sink and raced to answer the phone. A few minutes into the conversation, the doorbell rang. Phone in hand, I walked to the front door and, through the peephole, I recognized the cute exterminator here for routine maintenance spraying.

I threw on some clothes and let him in, reminding him to pay particular attention to the areas behind the kitchen and bathroom sinks. Then, without another thought, I returned to my conversation, while the exterminator –already familiar with my apartment layout –went about his spraying.

It wasn’t until he was actually standing in the bathroom that I suddenly remembered the dildo in the sink! I became weak-kneed and abruptly ended the phone conversation. I was panic stricken and light-headed from anxiety. For a moment I thought I was going to faint! I racked my brain –what could I possibly do or say to explain myself? I listened for laughter, but heard nothing.

After what felt like a lifetime of pacing up and down the hall with my head in my hands, he came out of the bathroom. My heart was pounding and my face was beet red. He, on the other hand, was amazingly nonchalant about the whole thing. His face was expressionless and without saying a word, he just walked past me with his can of pesticide.

It wasn’t until he was halfway out the front door that the turned and winked. “It’s ok,” he said, with the smuggest smile on this face, “my four-year-old daughter never puts her toys away after she plays with them either.”

5. Hot Dog!

When I met Sandy, it was love at first sight! The only problem was her yapping Pomeranian. When it came to my girlfriend’s affections, he and I were definitely rivals.

After three months of dating, I rented a cozy cabin for a romantic getaway. Eager to get dirty on the bearskin rug, I popped open some champagne got a roaring fire going. Just as I dreaded, the minute my girlfriend and I got down on the floor, her dog (who she had insisted come along) became a royal pain in the ass!

Totally pissed off, I asked my girlfriend to lock him in the bedroom for the rest of the night. The next few hours, he yapped his head off and scratched at the base of the door while she and I got wild on the rug.

After a while, my girlfriend got up to use the bathroom (which was inside the bedroom) and I figured I’d rebuild the fire, which by now had died down to a few smoldering embers. I removed the screen and was bent over (still naked) stroking the remains of the log, when suddenly I sensed the dog charging at me!

From the corner of my eye, I saw him take a flying leap at my jewels. All I could think, when I saw those exposed fangs, was to get out of his way and protect my guys. With precision timing, I jumped off to the side, and a split second later the dog landed in the fireplace.

Hearing its cries, my girlfriend ran into the room just in time to see her weenie roasting! I reached into the fireplace, pulled the dog out, and rolled him in a blanket to smother his burning fur. We quickly took the dog to the vet, who assured my girlfriend that he would be fine.

Nevertheless, that was the end of our romantic weekend! My girlfriend spent the rest of the time with the mutt in her arms while I ended up getting screwed — doggie style!

Excerpted from Sexual Bloopers, compiled and illustrated by Michelle Horwitz. Thanks for the Laughs!

In fact, we just had the pleasant surprise of receiving an excellent review of AskDanAndJennifer.com from our friend Jeff: Blog Of The Week – AskDanAndJennifer.com.

Take a moment to go read it – Jeff truly gets the essence of what AskDanAndJennifer is about.

So who is the mysterious Jeff Kee?

Of course no one can truly do justice to Jeff better than Jeff himself. In his own words – Who is Jeff Kee? 

When a post starts off with "Time to get personal", you’d better be ready for what’s coming.

We do have to warn you that Jeff lives in Canada, but we won’t hold that against him.

Seriously, one of the wonderful things about the world of blogging is that you make friends and interact daily with people all over the world. Truly, nobody cares where you are, how old you are, what color you are, etc. It just doesn’t mater.

Jeff is a regular contributor on AskDanAndJennifer.com, and we truly enjoy his straight to the point and no holds barred style. He says it like it is. And that theme continues on JeffKee.com.

Jeff’s blog is an eclectic blend of tech, politics, PR, and other topics that strike Jeff’s fancy. Regardless of the topic, it’s always an engaging read.

Check out Jeff’s controversial and powerful take on the power of blogging… and how it’s changing the world: The Internet, Blogs, Community sites, and the Ultimate Democracy.

And of course there’s the occasional jaunt in the world of hard ball power politics… Proving the real power of blogging once again, Jeff unwittingly forced a major corporation to refund his money. Check out A very nice gesture from Telus Mobility.

Here are some our favorite posts – go check them out:

• Google Pagerank update rumors
• Facebook Lovin’
• I Digg Netscape.com!!!
• The Sky is Falling unless you revert to Internet Explorer 6!
• 10 Signs You’re a Lazy Bachelor
• Macbook Adventures – tis better to have loved (and iMac) and lost…
• Chillin with the Root of All Evil, with BlueFur pickin’ up the tab
• Blog Of The Week – a review of our friend Jane’s excellent CareerRamblings.com 

I have to admit, our all time favorite article on Jeff’s blog is:

Blog Of The Week – AskDanAndJennifer.com. But we’re biased.  

New York AP- April 21, 2005: After 5 months of heated debate, the Commission on Human Rights of the United Nations approved the new International Symbol of Marriage.

It was forwarded to me in an email today.

It’s funny, but pay attention… There just may be some truth to it.

Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could ‘nail’ a woman’s personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.

Check out the results.

PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, & YOU!

Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth. Your
Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.

Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won’t have to approach her If she’s interested, she’ll send YOU a drink………

Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.

Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is…this should be an easy target.

Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk… and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however,
be careful not to make her mad!

Drink: Tequila No explanations required – everyone just KNOWS what happens there…

PART B: MAN-DRINKS & WHO THE MEN ARE!

THEN, there is the MALE addendum — The deal with guys is, as always, very
simple and clear cut:

Domestic Beer: He’s poor and wants to get laid.

Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.

Whiskey: He doesn’t give a damn about anything but getting laid.

Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.

White Zinfandel: He’s gay

We’ve finally done it… We’re uploading videos ‘almost’ daily about dating and relationship questions, sex tips, online dating advice, and more…

You name it, it’s there. If you don’t see what you’re looking for, let us know and we’ll film it.

Click here to visit Our YouTube Channel
Be sure to subscribe to our channel on YouTube and vote for your favorite videos!

Here’s our first ever video. This is the uncut and uncensored version so the laughs and bloopers are included.

Many of these folks are our Top Commentators, frequent visitors, and members of our MyBlogLog community. Thank you.

Top commentators are always featured in the right nav bar on AskDanAndJennifer.com, and every couple of weeks we’ll make the rounds and feature some of their hottest stories here, for your viewing enjoyment.

Yes, this is another gem from the playbook of everyone’s favorite dot-com mogul and rising Internet celebrity John Chow - and it’s an excellent idea at that! 

Don’t forget to… take on the Pro Blogger Challenge: Review AskDanAndJennifer and We’ll Review Your Blog – Just to One-Up John Chow!

Today we’re showing some appreciation and sharing a little link love.

Here’s a sneak peek at what’s hot and fresh off the presses…

• Blog of the Week – AskDanAndJennifer.com - by - Jeff Kee
  A must read –  Jeff really captured the essence of what AskDanAndJennifer.com is truly about. Don’t miss this. 
• Pimp My Blog Week 11: AskDanAndJennifer.com  – by – Everton Blair
  We’re really excited, AskDanandJennifer.com is "getting pimped" by Everon Blair and crew this week. Can’t wait for the results! 
• Simply Successful Secrets - by - Sania Wyatt
• Why Not to Have Guest Bloggers - by - John :: Finding the Money
• Why I Blog - by - Gleb Reys :: Personal Development Ideas
• Dia da Mulher - by – Gyda :: Margarida.net
• How To Create PDF Without Software - by - Ilker Yoldas – The Thinking Blog
• The Spiritual Atheist - by – Lyman Reid :: Creating a Better Life
• What Does it Take to Start a Startup? - by - John Wesley :: Pick The Brain
• And last but certainly not least, Alex Shalman at Practical Personal Development (a blog about self help and personal growth) is hosting a Donation Contest in which you press a button and he donates a dollar to your favorite charity. 

Thanks guys, come back often. We’ll leave the light on for ya’!

Code Word for Sex

A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it.

They decided on the word Typewriter.  

One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter".  

The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he can’t type a letter right now because there is a red ribbon in the typewriter."

The child went back to tell her father what mommy said.

A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now."

The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."

Jeffrey has been a practicing astrologer since 2001 who helps clients transform their lives through a combination of insight and empathy.

He blogs regularly at Lunar Tunes Astrology, where he talks about the New and Full Moons, and Seduction Central, where he writes about the astrology of love, sex and relationships.

Check out some of Jeffrey’s latest posts.

• Why Does Pisces Lie?
• Why Are Scorpios So Sexual?
• How do you get Taurus to do anything?

A special thanks goes out to Text Link Ads for helping support this site by selling advertising for us. A text link on this blog costs $200 per month from Text Links Ads but you can get a $100 coupon here. 

We encourage all of our readers to visit our direct advertising sponsors. These are the very special people that support this blog and they deserve your support because of it.

Many of these folks are our Top Commentators, frequent visitors, and members of our MyBlogLog community. Thank you.

Top commentators are always featured in the right nav bar on AskDanAndJennifer.com, and every couple of weeks we’ll make the rounds and feature some of their hottest stories here, for your viewing enjoyment.

Yes, this is another gem from the playbook of everyone’s favorite dot-com mogul and rising Internet celebrity John Chow - and it’s an excellent idea at that! 

Don’t forget to… take on the Pro Blogger Challenge: Review AskDanAndJennifer and We’ll Review Your Blog – Just to One-Up John Chow!

Today we’re showing some appreciation and sharing a little link love.

Here’s a sneak peek at what’s hot and fresh off the presses…

• The Solopreneur Challenge AKA The Curse of Too Many Ideas - by - eMom Wendy Piersall
• Remodel Your Home The Right Way - by - Jane May :: Career Ramblings
• The Internet, Blogs, Community sites, and the Ultimate Democracy - by - Jeff Kee
• Top Blogger Roll Call: Dan and Jennifer – Very Sexy - by - J.R. :: Seeds for Wealth * This is definitely an excellent post, if I do say so myself.
• 30-Day Trial For Simpleology - by - Edward Mills – Evolving Times * Check this out – Simpleology has had an amazing impact on our lives.
• Achieving Your Dreams – One Step at a Time – by – Alex Shalman :: Practical Personal Development
• How To Make Tough Decisions When You Are Depressed  - by - Scott :: Finding Your Marbles
• The process of a dream - by - Steven Aitchinson :: Change Your Thoughts   

Thanks guys, come back often. We’ll leave the light on for ya’!

Review AskDanAndJennifer and We’ll Review Your blog in return – Just to One-Up John Chow! 

We’re following the example of everyone’s favorite dot-com mogul and rising Internet celebrity John Chow

– and Cranking it Up a Notch!
 

John asked bloggers to review his blog and then he links to these reviews several at a time in a regular blog post. If you haven’t seen John’s blog yet, go check it out now. It’s a great resource for making money online (and offline for that matter), blogging, and lots of other cool stuff.

Are You Ready?

It’s that simple! No fine print really, though we do get to decide what reviews we’ll link to and accept for this challenge .

The review has to be pretty decent and well thought out. Heck, just to be fair and open, even negative reviews will not be turned down as long as the focus is clearly on constructive criticism, not emotion. Of course we’ll be looking for those happy ones first.

So what does a good review look like? 

Here are some examples of the kind of reviews we’re looking for…

• Jeff Kee really captured the essence of what our blog is truly about:
  Blog of the Week – AskDanAndJennifer.com 
• J.R. did a great AskDanAndJennifer.com review on Seeds for Wealth:
  Top Blogger Roll Call: Dan and Jennifer – Very Sexy
• Nneka from The Balanced Life Center just did a great interview with us:
  Relationship Trouble? Just Ask Dan and Jennifer

So, let’s get to our first winner!

Just write the review and post it to your blog. Then leave a comment here or send us an email so we can see the review.

You can just see the gushy-ness oozing from Dan and Jennifer in their pictures, but it’s rather interesting to hear it in their voices.

It’s refreshing really.

The love is so pervasive, it makes you fall in love with them."

- Nneka Kelly, Balanced Life Center

Awwww. OK, Nneka is officially cool.

So, what the heck is that about?

Well, recently we were interviewed by Nneka Kelly from Balanced Life Center. Nneka is also part of the Positive Blog Network which we recently joined.

Be sure to read the full interview to get the low-down, the skinny, the straight dope, on what we’re really about. You’ll discover the answers to the questions that everyone is asking about Dan and Jennifer.

• How we came up with the concept for AskDanAndJennifer.com…
• Why did we choose to make our website a blog?
• Are the questions on AskDanAndJennifer real?
• Who are our relationship role models?
• What’s the most important component of a relationship?
• Why we talk about everything, especially sex…
• Which spiritual principles we hold dear and how we put them into practice in our daily life.
• So what you can expect to see from the two of us in the future?

The Balanced Life Center is about putting spiritual principles into practice. It’s about taking all of those great ideas about loving your fellow man, experiencing God, finding your Divinity, and the lot, out of the books and putting them into practice in your everyday life.

In Nneka’s own words,

"I’m passionate about expressing Spirit in my life and helping you do the same. For me, right now, that means writing about spirituality and how to apply it to life on Balanced Life Center. For you it may mean composing a symphony, being a conscious entrepreneur, a magnetic salesperson, or a patient, loving stay-at-home mom."

Here are some of Nneka’s must read articles:

• Relationship Trouble? Just Ask Dan and Jennifer - Yes, we’re biased, but it’s a must read!
• The Season of Gratitude - Dozens of bloggers got involved in this consciousness experiment of sorts to see what can happen in our lives individually and collectively when we focus on what we enjoy.
• 9 Blogs I Am Thankful For - A great list of Nneka’s favorite blogs – well worth a look.

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.

There was snow mixed with the rain and the wind was blowing 50 mph so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.

There I cuddled up to my wife’s back, now with a different anticipation and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that s**t?"

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he’s fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won’t be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He’s good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he’s laid.

Put these words
upon his tomb,
" Taxes drove me to my doom…"

When he’s gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax

Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax,
Fuel permit tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)

Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest expense
Inventory tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax

Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road usage taxes
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone federal excise tax
Telephone federal universal service fee tax
Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
Telephone state and local tax
Telephone usage charge tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What the hell happened? Can you spell "politicians!"

And I still have to "press 1" for English.

I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times

Send to all the politicians that represent you.
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I normally try to stay away from political humor, but when I read this, it terrified me. So now, I’m just doing my part to make sure this gets around the United States at least 1,000,000 times. We have the power to change things. Exercise your power!

Read the full article: 51% of US Women Are Now Living Without Spouse

Sorry we’ve been MIA for a few weeks. We took a week off to enjoy the Holidays with our friends and family and then spent another week or so getting ready for the "big migration". 

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From Elvis, to the Village People, to Snoop Dogg and Eminem… Heck, even the Macarena and the Chicken Dance.

Guaranteed to make you laugh till you cry!

Ok, here’s the video… “Evolution of Dance”

And the follow-up… “Evolution of Dance 2″

His name is Judson Laipply and his site is TheEvolutionOfDance.com

If you’re trying to keep up, here’s a short list…

Elvis, the Twist, The Village People, Disco, Kung Foo Fighting, Snoop Dogg, The Chicken Dance, Can’t Touch This, What is love?, Techno, Cotton Eye Joe, The Macarena, Eminem, Hip Hop.

Thoughts?

This is what happens when the folks at Pfizer get their hands on a Tequila company.

Enjoy!

On a more serious note, it’s REALLY scary when you realize this is exacly what they’re doing with the fancy meds on the market these days.

Anyone remember the purple pill? Anyone remember what the heck that pill does? Nope, just the soothing background music and happy peaceful people, and a strong encouragement to “ask your doctor about the purple pill“.

Most of the medications that are promoted by the big drug companies have serious side effects.  Most of them not worth the small, temporary benefits that you receive.

We highly recommend that you try a natural or homeopathic remedy before getting that prescription filled.

Have an absolutely awesome day!
Dan & Jennifer

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