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At First I Thought This Was Funny… And Then I Realized the Awful Truth of It.

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At first I thought this was funny… And then I realized the awful truth of it.
Be sure to read all the way to the end!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he’s fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won’t be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He’s good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he’s laid.

Put these words
upon his tomb,
" Taxes drove me to my doom…"

When he’s gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax

Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax,
Fuel permit tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)

Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest expense
Inventory tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax

Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road usage taxes
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone federal excise tax
Telephone federal universal service fee tax
Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
Telephone state and local tax
Telephone usage charge tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What the hell happened? Can you spell "politicians!"

And I still have to "press 1" for English.

I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times

Send to all the politicians that represent you.
__________________________________________________________

I normally try to stay away from political humor, but when I read this, it terrified me. So now, I’m just doing my part to make sure this gets around the United States at least 1,000,000 times. We have the power to change things. Exercise your power!

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5 Responses to “At First I Thought This Was Funny… And Then I Realized the Awful Truth of It.”

  1. Wendy Piersall :: eMom on March 1st, 2007 5:02 pm

    I love pressing “1″ for English. I grew up with maybe 20 ethnic kids in the entire school. Today, my children know more about other cultures and languages than I do. To me, it’s what makes this country the best in the world… But don’t get me started on THAT political tangent.

    Anyway, I do indeed hate paying taxes. But I think that keeping the records and paperwork in order is something I hate even more! ;)

  2. Alex Shalman on March 12th, 2007 1:58 pm

    Yea.. taxes. I could find thousands of things I’d do with that money if it wasn’t going to Uncle Sam.

    #1 - Fly to SobCon and hang out with Wendy.

  3. Relationships-Know-it-All, Maranda on April 10th, 2007 3:33 pm

    It would be funny… if it weren’t so sad…

  4. RR on April 10th, 2007 10:35 pm

    What’s even more sad is how people believe the loss of our American culuture to multi-culturalism is a good thing! It’s a very dangerous thing that is happening and the US is asleep as it happens. Sorry Wendy!
    Great article about the taxes though!!

  5. Gunnar Vagotis on December 12th, 2007 9:05 am

    God how I wish it were a hundred years ago 1907 and I didn’t have to pay all these taxes. Here’s other ways I would have saved money:

    1) refrigerator repairs, since I probably would not have one
    2) auto insurance, since I would not have one
    3) toll roads, since there was no national highway system
    4) living, since life expectancy was 45.6 years

    I totally could have used my $897 on some kickass stuff.

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