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Code Word for Sex
A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it.
They decided on the word Typewriter.
One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter".
The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he can’t type a letter right now because there is a red ribbon in the typewriter."
The child went back to tell her father what mommy said.
A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now."
The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."
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Haha that’s a good one, thought I read it before but it definitely isn’t the same.
Hey Tyler, welcome back. Yeah, Jennifer and I got quite a chuckle out of it yesterday and just had to post it.
Have an awesome day!
Dan
HA thats awesome!!!!
I’m glad to see you incorporating humor into the site, I think it will brighten this place up.
“Daddy doesn’t need to type. Oral dictation is fine.”
lolz. Before I completely read daddy’s reply, I thought the child while say, “Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already had one”.
And then mommy will go rush out and shout at daddy, then daddy will get confused and show her the ‘real’ typewriter, and mommy will blush.