[yesvirginia]

okay, so needless to say I'm gay, but i thought this question was more appropriate here because its disgusting and knitty gritty, but its something i need answered in fear of horribly embarrassing myself when i have anal sex for the first time. which has yet to happen.

so here's my question, and might as well cut to chase and not try to make it sound pretty. cuz its not.

How do I have anal sex without getting shit everywhere?! I have a dildo, and I enjoy playing with it. Basically every time though it turns into a big mess, and i figure I must be doing something wrong. I start by umm... having a bowel movement, and then I enema with warm-ish water (could I be using too much?) until it comes out relatively clear. then i lube up the dildo and go to work. its fine when i put it in, but when i take it out disgusting brown liquid comes out.

Assuming some day a real live man decides to put his penis up there, I would very much prefer this not happening for hopefully obvious reasons. Please help!