Again, a moment where humanity saddens me.
No doubt it's just some silly bible-pushers who think sex should only be done in the missionary position (And even at that you're a filthy whore for doing it

).
If they didn't deny that law... I'd feel like swallowing a knife. With all the tragedies and horrific issues the world faces today these morons waste our tax dollars trying to have the state governments ban harmless toys?
Of course they're obscene devices, they're
sex toys. I haven't seen any issues involving people killing themselves accidentally with them yet (Though I'm sure there's one or two who have choked while trying to deep-throat a dildo). The fact is: sex toys are much safer than unintended alternatives like cutlery, cans (I've seen it done.), etc.
Sex toys have never tried to hurt us before, why should we begrudge them? They're like friends
