Via the
Lust Films blog comes an urgent message - beware of female masturbation!
Yes friends, female masturbation may signal the end of times; or at the very least it is "very risky"... because you know, sometimes "women insert fingers" and we all know where that goes.
But don't worry - as with most of these rules made by men, there is great news too: male masturbation tends to be mostly OK, not "risky" as female masturbation. Wow, dodged a close one there. I thought I was going to have to take a break today, or tomorrow, or the day after.
Seriously folks, in the year 2008 (A.D. for anyone in shock), we are still hearing stuff like this. Incredible. Astounding. And, well, just wow.
Thoughts on this amazingly enlightened perspective?