This is a great article about falling into the friend zone that tells the truth with humor.


But If We Started Dating It Would Ruin Our Friendship Where I Ask You To Do Things And You Do Them | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

JULIE Boyde's wedding night was ruined when she discovered she was allergic to her husband Mike's sperm.

The couple had been lovers for two years before they got married and decided to have unprotected sex for the first time on their wedding night.

Almost immediately the bride was in unbearable pain. She found out it was because of Mike's sperm.

Plans of conceiving a baby have had to be abandoned reluctantly as it seems Julie's own body destroys the sperm.

Read more about it here.http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/lifestyle/julie-boyde-discovers-she-is-allergic-to-husband-mikes-sperm-on-their-wedding-night/story-e6frf00i-1225794788050

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Currently I can not meet the needs of this forum any more.

I am attending college right now and am writing a tone of papers and doings lots of home work. I just go on my personal profile accounts and see what is new with friends and what not, same with my other various accounts to enjoy my online experience.

Don't get me wrong, I really enjoy being on here and helping people with their problems. Its kind of self rewarding when people thank you when you help them with their problems. I just cannot devote as much time as I have in the past. Where in summer I had nothing else to do with my life other than work, play video games, see my girlfriend, and be on here.

I still plan on looking at this website every day and answer the questions that take a few minutes to read and the ones I know the answer right away to. But I cant sit here and sift through all the text any more its just too much.

This may change in a few days due to 1st Semester being over and the second starting where I will hopefully be going from 2-3classes a day for 5 days a week. To where it will be 3 classes 2 times a week. Hopefully things will be better. (we have Tri-Semesters at my college)

Other than that I'll be here looking at the easier questions and trying to help out as much as I can. I just cant do the work I used to currently.

Thank you all for your continuous support with all my questions.

(If you wanted to know)
I'm in a two year college.
We have Tri-Semesters.
I'm going for an Associate's degree in Criminal Justice.
I want to become a police officer.
I might go for a Bachelor's degree but am still undecided due to the work involved.