Questions on bizarre pop-culture based fetishes

[Kim_in_Pyongyang]

Hello, well, I have a trully bugger-all bizarre question here for you mates. I've been going out with this bird (that's slang for incredibly attractive female for you Yanks) from Toronto for some time. We met online at an image board and we decided to get together one day and, ya'know, sit down for just more than tea and crumpets. We've been doing this bit for a few years now, and the next time we meet she says she wants to try a few things. Well I must say, I'm really put in quite a pickle in this one, like being given some quid and told not to spend it on fish n chips know what I mean? Anyway she says she wants to "do a barrel roll" next time. I don't have any idea what a barrel roll is! (I'm assuming it's some sort of fetish thing and what nought) except that it's some sort of pop culture thing. Can you guys help me out with this thing and maybe is there some website that talks about all this, like a sex fetish dictionary, m'be?

Also, this bird is really into Pokemon, and she says she wants to play with a stuffed Mudkips doll (Mudkips as you can prolly figure for yourselves is one of them Pokemon, I reckon nought). She says she wants to, how can I put this delicately, insert the whole kit n kaboodle into her vagina. I want to know if this is something thats safe and sanitary for her and all that.

Now I'm might real embarassed about this whole situation, and this bird like I said lives in Toronto (in case you havent figured it out by now, I'm not actually from Pyongyang) so I would really appreciate it if you nice kind folk be putting this up on the YouTube channel (she watches your show quite religiously, might I reckon) and credit me as "Dan in Pyongyang" (now, uh, I've got another confession to make right here now, I'm not her only lover at this moment, so I reckon she won't peg me for being the one to ask this here, but I reckon she be getting the news on all this, right)

Thanks to the lot of you, mates!

"Dan in Pyongyang"

[rob]

Well, for the dictionary I found (through the incredibly comnplicated method of googling 'sex fetish dictionary) Sex Dictionary: Sex Words Defined and Explained
And no, I doubt that will be safe and sanitary, unless it's a fairly small doll, possibly lubricated, and clean.