This is the closest catagory to my issue...

[Terry]

Say...

How about a section that discusses the sexual experience, or lack thereof, itself?
So, again, as the title says, this is the closest catagory I could find.

First... this is a two-parter...

I'm a relatively older guy... 58 years old. When my wife and I got married (myself at 27 years, her at 24) we were in love - she was my childhood sweetheart - and the sex couldn't be better! We had two boys, one a couple years after the other, and the sex was still great! Whenever she wanted sex she would say that my "tubes needed cleaning"!

Here comes the important part...

Everytime she would "clean my tubes" I experienced a... "click" in my mind... a... "mental reset"... I would experience a slight blackout and a total flushing of all earthly worries! When I came back to earth all was well... much more than well!

One day, when she tried to clean my pipes... the "click" was gone. It has never returned. It has been more than 15 years since my wife and I have experienced the "click", and more than 10 years since we have had sex... it seems to be gone.

And yet... We are still in love! I see it from her everyday! And I would take a dozen bullets for this gal! I love her to pieces!

What the hell is going on with me???

Part II...

This is weird... wait for it...

I love sex as much as my wife does, but... now I can't keep a hard-on for more than a few seconds. I didn't say it before but I've always been a one-shot kinda guy. Now I'm not even a half-shot kinda guy...

Cut to the chase...

I masturbate... for about 20 seconds... and the sexual feelings are developing in my upper right leg!!!

What the hell is that???