Hey, Are You Guys Swingers?
Keeping Your Private Life Private
The main point is to have a clear and detailed story to fall back on. You are just trying to keep your private life private. But if a friend or family member thinks you’re not telling the truth, they are going to wonder what you are hiding. A boss might put up red flags that could hurt your performance reviews or advancement opportunities. The more organized you are as a team, the less questions you’ll have to field.
The “Shaggy” Defense
What happens if you are caught red handed? Just take a lesson from Shaggy (the hip-hop artist, not Scooby-Doo’s pal).
We knew a couple that had checked in a few days early for one of our lifestyle conventions. They were eager to see New Orleans and wanted to spend a few days sightseeing before the party got started. Unfortunately for them, a co-worker saw them driving up to the hotel check in.
They ran into the co-worker the following week. Here is how the conversation went:
Co-worker: "Hey, we saw you driving up to the Holiday Inn in New Orleans last week. Did you know they were having a swingers convention there?"
Couple: "It wasn’t me."
Co-worker: "Yes, I saw you guys, you were in your new white SUV."
Couple: "It wasn’t me"
Co-worker: "But I saw your dog, Angel, sitting on your lap. It had to be you."
Couple: "It wasn’t me."
You get the picture. Eventually, the co-worker actually believed he must have been seeing things. He was positive it was them, but it couldn’t have been if they were so adamant that they weren’t there. Sometimes those eyes do play tricks on us.
Those are three basic ways to handle unexpected questions. You can just admit to being a swinger and deal with the repercussions, you can come up with an alibi and keep your life private or you can simply deny, deny, deny.
Always be prepared for the unexpected moment when you have to decide on which avenue you are going to take. Stumbling, mumbling and bumbling through your answer will only make it obvious to everyone that you are indeed swingers.
Shaggy’s "It Wasn’t Me" Strategy in Action
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