How to ‘Lose’ a Taurus Man

9 Responses to “How to ‘Lose’ a Taurus Man”

1. Framboise de la Lyre on October 13th, 2007 12:36 pm

   As usual, Jeffrey Kishner is funny and to the point. He really makes the signs come to life vividly–it’s like watching a first-rate movie about the signs.

2. Karen on October 14th, 2007 1:49 am

   Jeffrey Kishner is right about how to lose a Taurus.:-)
   My husband is a Taurus and taking money from his bank account without asking–oh, definitely number one–for oh at least–18 of our 27 married years, LOL.
   Seriously–wearing unattractive clothes, even smelling bad–he wouldn’t be thrilled–but once a Taurus makes up his mind, he’s impossible to budge–but lose or take his hard-earned money?
   Now that’s different!
   Second to money–well..of course screwing with *how* he earns that money is just as dangerous–like messing wiht his work or projects–that will piss him off.
   Another flag- waving- at- the -Bull would be infering with his family stuff–especially if you have’nt been together that long.
   If you can involve his family *and* his money–that might just send that Bull back to whatever pasture he came from LOL.

3. Jara on October 14th, 2007 11:45 am

   “If you can involve his family *and* his money–that might just send that Bull back to whatever pasture he came from LOL.”

   Hahahahaha!

   Now that I know how to make one leave, how do I get a Bull to come over and visit my pasture?? It’s green over here, I swear.

4. Karen on October 16th, 2007 12:11 am

   Jara, I had to think about that–because as you know I was born into a family with many a Taurus..and more followed, LOL
   I think the green pasture is a very good start, definitely.
   
   But–make him a meal–they love that!
   One of our only real sticking points in our marriage -believe it or not-was that he wanted his dinner cooked for him–while intellectual Libra lady here, would rather talk than cook.
   Or is that I’m a Lazy Libra who’d rather lie around? LOLOL.
   But all kidding aside- offer good food,or talk about good food.
   Esepcially after working all day–Taurus likes a good hot meal.
   Now,if you work together, work good and hard, and definitely do your part.
   If you see one another after work–talk about working, and doing things in the right way– *order* is a good one.
   If the last thing he wants to think about is his job,(rare but possible) talk about concerts & good music –ask his *opinion* about it.
   Taureans have good simple tastes, and to my knowledge I don’t remember any who didn’t care what they ate and drank–whether duck l’orange or hamburgers– doesn’t matter–but they know just how they like things to be!
   And money–always–not *my* favorite topic, but even very spiritual Taureans know something about business sand money making usually.
   You can always suggest a walk in the woods if nothing else.
   The Bull usually loves nature!

5. Jeffrey Kishner on October 16th, 2007 10:46 am

   My little brother does research into the financial portfolios of prospective donors for conservation-oriented nonprofits. If only we could fit food in there, he’d be the perfect Taurus!

6. Jara on October 16th, 2007 11:10 am

   Thanks for the tips, Karen. I’ve only dated one Taurus and you have him pegged without even knowing him. His three fav topics? Making money (not necessarily through his job), his music, and food. Although I’m passionate about those things, too, we didn’t have the same tastes in music or food. So you see why that ended. Every time he called me, he’d be eating. I thought he just liked to eat while on the phone, but maybe he was just always eating. What’s up with the Taurus’ food fetish anyway? I know another Taurus who literally eats ALL DAY (snack drawers at work, snacks in her pockets, etc.) but never gains a pound. I do like to cook, but it’s a well-kept secret. Maybe that’s a start to setting a Taurus trap?

   Jeffrey, how does your little bruh gain access to the financial portfolios of prospective donors? That’s more than a little bit scary to me. I hope that access is given with permission.

7. Jeffrey Kishner on October 16th, 2007 1:57 pm

   Jara, You’d be surprised how much information is available if you either know where to look or are willing to pay for access to it. And his Midheaven ruler is in his 8th House, so obviously he has an investigative talent for gaining access to financial information.

8. Jara on October 16th, 2007 3:54 pm

   Yowza! Your brother sounds like a good person to have on a business/marketing/PR team. At least he’s snooping for a good cause. I wish more non-profits would employ people like him to target their prospective donors list according to “have’s” and not the “have-nots”. With his Midheaven in his 8th house, maybe he would also enjoy “wealth management”? Or is that too much in the open for him? The Taurus Sun may like working for a bank. What house is his Sun occupying?

9. Jeffrey Kishner on October 17th, 2007 9:14 am

   Jara, I don’t remember what house his Sun is in. (For beginners, the 12 houses are areas of experience indicated in a horoscope). I haven’t looked at his chart for a long time!

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