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At First I Thought This Was Funny… And Then I Realized the Awful Truth of It.

Dan and Jennifer — Wed, 17 Jan 2007 20:38:11 +0000

At first I thought this was funny… And then I realized the awful truth of it.
Be sure to read all the way to the end!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he’s fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won’t be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He’s good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he’s laid.

Put these words
upon his tomb,
" Taxes drove me to my doom…"

When he’s gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax

Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax,
Fuel permit tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)

Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest expense
Inventory tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax

Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road usage taxes
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone federal excise tax
Telephone federal universal service fee tax
Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
Telephone state and local tax
Telephone usage charge tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax

COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What the hell happened? Can you spell "politicians!"

And I still have to "press 1" for English.

I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times

Send to all the politicians that represent you.
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I normally try to stay away from political humor, but when I read this, it terrified me. So now, I’m just doing my part to make sure this gets around the United States at least 1,000,000 times. We have the power to change things. Exercise your power!

Laugh Till You Cry… This is Real Alternative Medicine! (hilarious video)

Dan and Jennifer — Tue, 21 Nov 2006 21:19:00 +0000

This guy is unreal, you’ve gotta see it! If you haven’t seen this video, watch it now. And if you have, watch it again!

From Elvis, to the Village People, to Snoop Dogg and Eminem… Heck, even the Macarena and the Chicken Dance.

Guaranteed to make you laugh till you cry!

Ok, here’s the video…

His name is Judson Laipply and his site is http://www.judson.tv/

If you’re trying to keep up, here’s a short list…

Elvis, the Twist, The Village People, Disco, Kung Foo Fighting, Snoop Dogg, The Chicken Dance, Can’t Touch This, What is love?, Techno, Cotton Eye Joe, The Macarena, Eminem, Hip Hop.

Thoughts?

Pfizer Does Tequila… (awesome video clip)

Dan and Jennifer — Sun, 12 Nov 2006 09:53:00 +0000

You’ve got to see this video…

This is what happens when the folks at Pfizer get their hands on a Tequila company.

Enjoy!

On a more serious note, it’s REALLY scary when you realize this is exacly what they’re doing with the fancy meds on the market these days.

Anyone remember the purple pill? Anyone remember what the heck that pill does? Nope, just the soothing background music and happy peaceful people, and a strong encouragement to "ask your doctor about the purple pill".

Most of the medications that are promoted by the big drug companies have serious side effects. Most of them not worth the small, temporary benefits that you receive.

We highly recommend that you try a natural or homeopathic remedy before getting that prescription filled.

Have an absolutely awesome day!
Dan & Jennifer
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